Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh has been an ardent opponent of the de-Americanization of our nation by putting femi-nazis, mooching welfare mothers, treehuggers and bleeding hearts in their place. Not content to stand by idly while America’s proud tradition of personal reliance and family values gets undermined by the gay agenda and tax-and-spend democrats, Rush Limbaugh has been a resounding beacon of common sense in the foggy, p.c. haze the liberal media has been using to pull the wool over Americans’ eyes with regard to the economy, foreign policy and entitlement programs.

One of the first to recognize that perhaps the greatest threat to America was the radical left—which had been arming itself for some time through degrading television programming and obscene music— Rush Limbaugh aided Newt Gingrich in waking up the real America to the impending culture war. Now that the culture war is in full swing, Rush Limbaugh continues to be a force for Red State, Heartland values—those held by real Americans.

While the mainstream media was soft on Clinton and his First Cigar hi-jinks, Rush made sure that the President’s philandering got the attention it deserved, beating the war drum for impeachment. Recognizing that global stability and a strong economy were only part of the story, Rush Limbaugh put the national shame of Clinton’s adultery in the spotlight.

Rush Limbaugh was born January 12, 1951 in Missouri—the Show-Me State. Show them he did, from his start as an on-air personality at his father’s radio station to a revolutionary force in AM radio, Rush has had incomparable influence over his audience. While NPR was splitting hairs over whether or not Affirmative Action was reverse discrimination, Rush Limbaugh had a clear stance, and made sure that his Dittoheads got the message.

While the millions of Dittoheads who follow Rush Limbaugh’s show in order to make sure they’re getting the whole story have been fiercely loyal—even throughout the liberal media smear job he endured because of an unfortunate medical addiction to pain killers—the women in his personal life have been less consistent. Sadly, having gone through three divorces, Limbaugh has the love of America, but is still looking for the love of a good woman.